tooearlyforthis

In the time it took me to prepare and pour this beautiful cup of coffee (which I still haven’t been able to take a sip of), my children have somehow accomplished the following harrowing acts. Slade spilled his cereal all over the kitchen floor. Soren threw his water cup and water flew everywhere. Slade took almond milk out of the fridge to replace the milk he spilled from his cereal, opened it and poured it but that spilled too of course. Soren yelled loudly that he had to go poop and ran to his little potty. I of course had to go wipe his butt. We completed that task and I went back to the kitchen to get my full cup of coffee, only to hear crying because Soren sat on Slade. They’re now dancing on my living room table, but at this point I’m not sure I give a crap anymore. 😂Anyone who says being a #SAHM is easy, has no clue what the crazy amazing annoying chaos it is here. 😩😜🙄😢😴😱🙈🤦🏽‍♀️😃 #momlife #boymom #canijustdrinkmycoffee #tooearlyforthis #iwishiwasinbed #ilovemykids #toddlersareassholes #pottytraining #canttakemyeyesoffthemforasecond 👍🏻

When you are a Baseball sibling and you have to be at the field at stupid O’Clock #morninggame #baseballbrother #letsplay #tooearlyforthis #needmorecoffee

Going to stay here until Mom utters those words, “Bath time.” #notfeelingit #justfivemoreminutes #notamorningperson #tooearlyforthis #tootired

The only thing that’s on this early are all the neighbors sprinklers #wetwalk #tooearlyforthis #momanddadaregoingbacktobed #earlybirds #foxyandlily #foxy_the_eskipom

Sunday morning puzzle fun @lentil_life @ellenhorner #puzzles #familytime #tooearlyforthis #concentration #summerfun

Sunday morning timetables before 7am! #tooearlyforthis #preschoolmaths

Did @solidcore at 730 this morning and let me tell you that's dedication 😀 way too early for such sweatiness but not going to get the body I want from bed. Cabbage dish for supper is always tasty. . . . . . . . #tooearlyforthisshit #solidcore #cabbage #morning #tooearlyforthis #muscle #fitmom #progressnotperfection #bodyunderconstruction #fitnessjourney #tooearly #goodmoring #instaweightloss

Grateful for where I'm at, excited about where I'm going. 🖤 #adventures #life #ottd #blouse #skirts #floral #sunlight #shadows #journey #tooearlyforthis

Prepared for another day at the Markets have a blanket this time #tooearlyforthis #cold